Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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