Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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