tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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