they need to just BURY HIM!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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