I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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