how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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