i don't like sucking hair
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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