Do you still have your period?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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