My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
