come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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