I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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