So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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