exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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