Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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