none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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