I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Green mimosas i think yes
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
