I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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