Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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