I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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