there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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