I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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