We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
