took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
my poor anus
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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