just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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