I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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