doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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