I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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