i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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