Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
