Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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