I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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