You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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