i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I want you more than these girls want KFC
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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