I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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