upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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