she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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