..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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