Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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