yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i love accidental penises.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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