I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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