I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
