Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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