last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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