scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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