Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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