going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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