This girl is more easily done than said...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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