he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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