she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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