he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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