wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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