i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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