the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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