Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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