why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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