we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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