i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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