I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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