Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
