Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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