): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Shame - the story of my life.
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